Sunday, March 29, 2009

Wanted: Rocket Scientist

Recently the Wall Street Journal published the following article:

Rocket Scientists Shoot Down Mosquitoes with Lasers

In light of that information I am posting the following advertisement:

Wanted: Rocket Scientist
Location: Honduras, Pena Blanca, specifically the area around my house
Job Description: Eradicating the Mosquito population and I suppose Malaria and Dengue Fever as well
Requirements: A laser gun and the knowledge to effectively use one
Pay: Negotiable in terms of baked goods (In other words it is a volunteer position for the good of mankind. However you will be fed well.)

Please apply soon as I am being eaten alive as I type.

3 comments:

Mark said...

I read about that recently.

I don't have to worry about mosquitoes now as it's still freezing here. Seriously it's the end of march and it snowed the other day.

I would take mosquitoes over snow any day...

Eulogio said...

No way snow over mosquitoes wearing a jacket is way better than wearing repellent. Plus snow means snowballs and such. Mosquitoes just mean malaria and dengue fever. We should arrange an international exchange: snow for mosquitoes.

Nico said...

Or you could be in Ukraine, where they get mosquitoes AND snow!